Chubby Bat

"Some people say its big bones...yeah, big bones covered in meat and gravy."

"Its glandular. It's not... its greed."

Today we discuss an issue that's been plaguing policeman all over America and South African government officials for thousands of years. Enter - the only living organism that carries excess lipids almost naturally.

Why is that so many folks are overweight.

Ever seen a fat cheetah? No, because it would die. There are no other mammals that consistently get fat without human intervention. The reason is because for those animals, being fit means living.

Capitalism has made it possible for a man to overcome natural selection by being financially successful. The effort required to achieve fiscal glory is most often at the expense of one's physical appearance. Fortunately, appearance is not the primary social currency accepted worldwide. Great.

So -

you have less time

to do something that isn't really necessary;

you don't bother.

Besides the fact that we don't have to hunt for our food, most of the foods we eat are beyond unnatural. I've literally seen blue and green tomato sauce. What is candy floss?

Is it that shocking that some members of our species resemble other types of mammals? If your metabolism is weak consider your laziness. If you can eat crap, lucky you. If not, here comes

Cash Truth #3: if you get-chubby, move around vigorously until you're not-chubby and then try to stay not-chubby even though it is inevitable that you will once again get-chubby but always remember that it is better to be not-chubby