TGS

"What is TGS?" said Jason.

"Well, thanks for asking" replied Cash in a kind yet firm manner. "TGS is Terrible Gent Syndrome".

"Tell me about the symtoms, it sounds serious" explained Jason while peeling an orange.

"Put that orange down Jason and listen...for your edification I have created 10 simple characteristics of the terrible gent which in turn infects the respective betty with TGS....in no particular order these are....

1) No sense of humour whatsoever;
2) Small lips that are almost non-existant;
3) Religious fundamentalism;
4) Cheating history is a must;
5) Emotional issues stemming from early childhood and ancillary baggage thereof;
6) Membership to a different culture and/or language sect;
7) Bad teeth;
8) Transport is in the form of a pick up truck or bakkie equivalent;
9) Shirts with plunging necklines; and
10) Little to no money.

"You're welcome, your account is in the post"

Regards
Cash